FINALLLLLY. After one and a half hour trying to fix the annoying internet, the page finally loaded. THANK YOUU. The internet is getting kinda crappy these days. It starting on its mood swings. tsktsk.
alright. Here's what I realized: After going out of the house yesterday at weee hours of the morning, I went home late. Suffice to say, as much as felt so tired and worn out I still couldn't fall asleep immediately. I ended up either staring at the ceiling or trying to watch the movie on HBO, which was P2 (i never liked that movie EVER.)This is precisely why today I'm so tired. Oh no no no, not only the "oh i feel so tired" blahblah BUT REALLY TIRED. My eyes are getting droopy, my mind is not functioning well, my body just lost its coordination, my stomach getting weird which made me not eat anything much for the whole day. (half a burger, auntie annes and just rice & fish--> not my normal meals for THE WHOLE DAY. :( )
Tired, because last night I was able to go to a comedy bar FIRST TIME EVER. I was afraid they wouldn't let me in because I'm not even legal yet (YETTT. :> in a few weeks or so I will--> which by the way scares me and excites me at the same time). But, turns out they let me in. So okay. haha.
SO. Here's my comments on going to a comedy bar
NUMBER ONE.
Here's what I realized, if you don't want them to tease you (oh mind you, yes obviously its a comedy bar, so what do you expect? GAY people, which only means HEAVY TEASING and GREEN mind machines.. I know I know, not all gay people are like that BUT since we're talking about a comedy bar here HELLO go figure.. haha)
So in short if you don't want to be heavily teased? Don't ever sit in front. It's a HEAVY WARNING.
NUMBER TWO.
Seriously, I think staying there for that whole duration of 3 hours made me second guess my life span dream of living here on earth until I reach the age of 95. I bet in 10 years or so I will officially get lung cancer due to heavy second hand smoking. I'm so annoyed. But HAHA, hello, what can I do I just entered a bar . OBVIOUSLY HAHAAA.
I've always hated cigarette smoking. No thank you, I never tried, I don't want to try and nope I don't even plan to. I don't get why people waste their savings buying those useless stick of junk. Not to mention, DEADLY. Every cigarette stick you use lessens an hour of your life man. (well at least that's how I put it) But yeah. I do hate it. So for the whole duration of the comedy acts, all i can inhale was THAT filthy air. So yes, I went home with my hair and my clothes smelling like ack.. THAT. :| I had to do my soaping routines five times to reassure myself that the smell's gone.
NUMBER THREE.
Comedy Bar. Yes, no doubt. The acts WERE funny, really they were. I was laughing hysterically. BUT, not for all. I think some of the jokes they have were too harsh. In one part of the act, they selected 3 men from the audience and asked them to go up on stage. The third man that they asked really receives my pity. By far really, he was the most pityful of them all. The gay guys and a GIRL comedian was teasing him harshly of his looks, of his profession (yeah.. because they interviewed and asked questions to each person who's up the stage). And I can't believe the people were laughing so hard as if they are agreeing to all the jokes that's been said to the poor guy.
Well, I don't want to be a hypocrite. In all honesty, I did laugh. But like I said, not all. :(
NUMBER FOUR.
I didn't understand 70% of what they were saying last night. For the record, most of their jokes are heavy green. OH MY POOR MIND. It wasn't able to register the things that they were saying. Most of what they were laughing about, I really didn't understand. And no thanks, by the looks of it, I DON'T WANNA KNOW. My mind is just polluted enough. I need a new mind filtering system. Don't worry, I chose to forget what they have just said or joked about last night.
NUMBER FIVE.
Here's what I really DON'T get. Don't the comedians up there have ever respect for themselves and the people (yesss it's their job.. but STILL.. VALUES PRINCIPLES STILL APPLIES DUDE.) For the heavy jokes they dropeed or the unaccpetables acts they have just shown, I just wonder if they still have the conscience to hopefully counteract their actions. And don't they have any other words to say other that saying the word PI, the f word and the g word?
NUMBER SIX.
For some acts, I literally covered my eyes. No, nothing THAT serious or anything.
But for the props and the actions that they were doing, NO THANKS.
I didn't see anything.
And I chose to not see anything at all.
NUMBER SEVEN.
The only that I liked though were the subtle jokes of the one comedian "pooh" and the other foxy lady's act of impersonating beyonce. In those parts, I was laughing out LOUD.
NUMBER EIGHT.
BOTTLED WATER ONLY THANK YOU.:)
Though, i had a sip of vodka since mom let me taste it.
I'd rather let my mom be the one introducting these stuff to me other than some people. haha
NUMBER NINE.
I don't know if I'm ever going back to those kinds of bars again.
Unless
a) i do want my life span to be shortend
and
b) get some green machine penetrate into my poor innocent brain. (HAHA)
NUMBER TEN.
But hey, I'm still thankful (despite my bitter complains and comments) that i got to experience it-- even at least once. Once is enough? :)
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oh wait:) before I sign off, the pictures up there that you see was found at this AMAZING blog site where he makes all these inspiring cute post-its and uploads it. These post-its as he says, "left to their place in public faces."
check out the blog: thingsweforget.blogspot.com
I absolutely love his idea. It's like leaving an act of random kindness every time. :)
awesome.
that's all for today.
peace&love.
:)
